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have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
When somebody try to promo themselves on one of your posts
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Anonymous asked: So when was the last time you sucked a dick, faggot?
When was the last time that your dad said he was ‘working late’?
"I’m a top"
"I don’t eat ass"
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mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
dancing in public:
dancing in the shower:
is gaga still a thing?
god help me
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